What type of mother will i be quiz

Go the the mall. Get drunk and dance. Set the alarm to call every hour. A game with the husband. Relaxing time is wasted time. A field full of wildflowers. Local team colors. Perfectly pressed white shirts. A wilderness retreat. A theme park. Exploring haunted houses. An educational weekend. Princess Willow. Princess Teamplayer. Princess of Darkness. Princess Organized. Love everyone! Keep those grades up!

Up all night, sleep all day! Call me three times a day and wear clean underwear. A locally owned vegetarian restaurant. The drive thru. Hard Rock Cafe. We do not eat out. A shelter mutt. A Labrador. Pit Bull. Dogs have to many allergens. We don't have TV. The Walking Dead. PBS Kids. A Yurt.

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Scroll To Start Quiz. Of course, I would! I would respect their privacy. I would think about it for a while. No, I would only assume it was saying good things about me. Two children are enough children. More than three children is insanity. There's no such thing. One is enough for me. No, but I raid their Halloween candy. I hide a lot of things from my kids.

We don't eat chocolate at our house. What mom doesn't hide chocolate? I threaten to withhold their allowance. I don't make my kids do chores. I bribe them. I bark orders until they give in. Seeing my kid s achieve is awesome! They are like looking in a mirror. The free labor is a bonus!

Getting to shape a future is humbling. I have my moments. I'm really hands-off. I'm very overprotective.

I try to encourage them to make mistakes. The should be teenagers. It should be made natural from a young age. It depends on the child's maturity. There's no hiding it in today's world. They were planned. I had a surprise and a planned one. They were a surprise, but I was thrilled.

It's too germy for me. I would love it! I would prefer working with older kids. I have enough kids to care for at home. Work ethic. The blood and screaming definitely puts me off. I LOVE pain! If all the mothers in the world have done it, I can, too! So the baby's been born. How would you feel about life at this stage? Little baldy sucking at my nipple, screaming through the night, and making messes in new and exciting ways every day? Yeah, it'd be pretty tough. I don't know if I can handle changing diapers.

My mom did it for me. I should give back to the world. The baby will be the joy of my life, and tending to my child will be my biggest pleasure. I'm sure I can start them off right at an early age!

They just say the darnedest things, the little tykes! The terrible twos are awful, I hear. Running amok, falling in buckets, chanting nonsense and throwing tantrums Time to buy back-to-school supplies! I should probably start making lists! I don't want to deal with the bullies and the homework. The first day of school is such a touching moment! I'm finally rid of the fiend! Shove it on the bus and maybe it'll get lost on the way home!

It's getting a little harder to connect. She's putting on makeup! He's discovering porn! Oh, the newfound freedom! Well, I give up. There's no way I can support this thing on my own. Send it off to the baby snatchers! I didn't need him anymore, anyway. I love my little angel more than anything else in the world. I'm sure I can get by on my own. Times are hard. I don't know how I'll pay for food now. Let's try a scenario. Imagine you're on the phone with a very important client when your child runs up to you with a bloody nose.

What do you do? I'm on the phone!